No Room Service At The Space Hotel

I always question New Headlines. "Dead Flying Cat Saves 3 Men," “Oprah, Jon Gosling’s New Girl. She's not 22!” “Space Hotel to Open On Schedule 2012.” Oh my Lord, that'd be the happiest day of my life. Too bad it’s just another phony- Wait a minute, this last headline  is from Reuters Business Magazine? They've got credentials. I'm the happiest human on earth; now beam me up there, Scotty. (And don't forget to put your logo on these promotional products. Let the space hotel marketing begin.)

The plan to open a hotel 280 miles above earth is in the works and already 48 people have made their reservations. With a 3 night stay for a whopping $4.4 million dollars, the new space hotel will be rolling in $211 million dollars in no time at all.
 
These elite passengers (with allowed funds for frivolous 4.4 three-night space trips) will enjoy 15 different sun rise photo opportunities a day, as the hotel pod travels around the world every 80 minutes. Included in the pretty penny payment is a week long training on a Caribbean island Sounds worth the extra few mill to me. But the real kicker? VELCRO SUITS FOR ALL GUESTS. This will allow all space hotel guests to crawl around their pods rooms, just like Mr Spydy Mc' Spiderman.

The project, run by Galactic Suite Ltd's, promises to be ready at the proposed date of 2012. CEO, Xavier Claramunt said, "It's very normal to think that your children, possibly within 15 years, could spend a weekend in space." This guy is making my dreams come true. So is the mysterious money bags that's donated $3 billion to finance the space hotel.
                                                    
To promote this amazing trip, I propose only the best corporate gifts available. You're going to want to do your research and choose the most advanced corporate gifts for each prospective space hotel guest. How about the custom silver plated sand timer to ask prospective guests, "How long can you wait to blast off into space?" With an amazing giveaway like that I don't think it will be very long at all. And the hour glass shape mimics the pod shaped rooms that visitors will stay in during their space vacay.

With great incentive and fun corporate gifts, everyone will want to hop on the rocket. Unfortunately only a sliver of the popular will be able to cough up the 4.4 million. I’m going to wait on line for a charitable billionaire. Yay for space travel!