Yeah, so, the other day, I went to one of those Chinese buffets for lunch. I was in heaven. All this massive amount of food for the price of $9.99. I just couldn't go wrong. One of the last things I put on my plate was shrimp. It wasn't just any kind of shrimp, though. It was shrimp that wasn't pre-peeled. So I patiently sat there, peeling my shrimp one by one and eating them. Needless to say, my hands got all slimy and shrimpy smelling. I paid my bill and made a beeline for the bathroom to go wash my hands. To my dismay, the bathroom was for employees only. What was I to do? I couldn't go back to work all smelly. But then I remembered, I always keep hand sanitizer in the glove compartment of my car. So I ran to the car, and poured pretty much the whole bottle into my hands. I went back to work and not a single person complained about how I smelled.
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