Dear Promotional Products,
I am writing to you with great thanks and deep remorse. You are to me, you see, exactly what I've been waiting for my entire life. Each day you bring bottomless joy to my life. From your sweet custom food products scent filling up my home each morning, to your silly custom toys, it is no wonder that I have fallen so deeply for you.
When I'm down on my luck you offer ease and acceptance, letting me cling to your custom stress balls without any hesitation. And when I've had the day of my life all I want to do is run home to tell you all about it in my customized notebook.
I am grateful, my sweet, that you've embraced my obsession. You are so bold yet so kind; always welcoming exposure. Oh, promotional products, you really know how to please me.
While I feel secure in your presence, it is in my nature to envy. Do you let others grasp your promotional keychains in their hands? Is there a baby plantable ornament growing in some other girls lawn? Oh, you see, it is this that I fear.
With regret, promotional products, today I must leave. Like you, I am needed other places. But please do not stray, for I will return. And on that day, that heaven's heaven of days, we will unite in the glory of all the galaxies.
I am so grateful for the custom fleece jacket you last gave me. It will keep me warm while I am in Maine. In return, I hope this letter has warmed your heart.
You really will never know the extent of my love, for devotion like this cannot be explained, it is inconceivable. But know, just like your promotional flashlights light my way in the darkness, I too will be that glimmer in the night for you.
Yours forever and ever,
Jenn
P.S. I will return on Monday my Motivators. Enjoy the rest of your week. :)
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