Here at Motivators, birthdays don't go unnoticed. We pride ourselves on being a company that truly cares about their employees and celebrates them. Be it a birthday, a baby shower, an impromptu engagement party or something else, we all love an excuse to, as Steve Urkel would say "Get on down with our badselves." But that's the thing, these parties aren't so much parties as they are expected planned departmental gatherings of an awkward nature. As awkward, as Urkel himself. If its your birthday, you know you're getting something. You may have even walked past someone who is signing something in the obvious manilla folder with the red sharpie message of "Please Return to Keri When You Have Signed." It's the birthday card folder. There's also a Please Return to Sarah S. folder, but that's only for when it's Keri's birthday. Having her create and distribute her own b-day card is a bit much.
No matter how hard we try (and maybe I'm just speaking from the IT department standpoint) but there is no way to make these obvious planned gatherings less awkward. It's kind of like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine complains that there are too many office celebrations, and is then banned from all of them, but they are kinda strange. Take for example, IT birthdays. Firstly, we've all been here long enough to know that at approximately 3pm, its the b-day in the breakroom. So you sit at your desk and watch as your department slowly disappears one by one into the breakroom. Then you of course get summoned. Someone will try and make up an excuse, if your lucky. For example, I just heard "Uhh, the sink is leaking I need you to go mop it up." Why an IT programmer would need to go mop up a flood is beyond me, but A for effort, Boss! Of course, sometimes you try to be sarcastically funny about it: "Can you please come in the breakroom for something that has absolutely nothing to do with your birthday?" And then there's the slacker approach: you hand a card to the person at their desk without letting anyone in the department know and just say, "There's some cake in the break room. Enjoy."
Then of course, once you get in there, its awkward enough. Especially for IT since we're not singers. We don't sing. You'll hear a yay, or maybe woo hoo but we're certainly not as vocal as other departments. It's not that we don't like each other, in fact we're all pretty tight. It's just the forced planned awkwardness gets to us and we just all kinda have that deer in the headlights look. It's actually quite humorous to witness.
Speaking of witnesses, there's also the awkwardness if you're not in that department, yet you want to party as well. Like, what if you're the guy that happens to be walking by and sees the party. Said guy, lets just call him Shmadam, has a choice. Do you just go in, or do you wait until the usual email gets sent out alerting you to treats in the breakroom? Will you be persecuted for being in a "department only" type atmosphere? Will you be shunned? When is it safe to have cake?
All these things and more make up a typical Motivators birthday. And, you may be asking youself, Sarah what in tarnation does this have to do with promotional products? (Author's note: definitely don't use the term "tarnation" enough, must get on top of that)And the answer is nothing. This blog had absoluitely nothing to do with promotional products or our business in general. But hopefully it gave you a little insight into the inner workings of this company, or at least the IT department.
With that being said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!
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