A few months ago, I was looking for an image that could truly capture blogging as a whole. So I happened over to Google (because the answer is always Google) and hit images and off I went. I found, what appeared to be a Motivational Poster about blogging. That was of course, until I read the tag line:
Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Aside from making me crack up, this poster alerted me to the existance of our antithesis. Welcome to demotivators.com the ultimate source for anti-motivational posters, mugs, and all other fun types of items imprinted with slogans that profess the things you wish you were clever enough to come up with. Their slogan is "increasing Success By Lowering Expectations." The site's really quite funny, but I actually thought of it when I read greg's blog about Valentine's Day. There are so many cynical singles in the world who loathe that holiday and the anti-us knows that. Hence the reason they created BitterSweets. They're just like those little promotional candy hearts except they say fun phrase for single people! Appartently there's 3 different collections.
The Dumped Collection includes such fabulous phrases as:
"U LEFT SEATUP", "BACK 2 KENNEL", and "RUSSIAN BRIDE", "YOU HAVE A BLOG".
The Dejected Collection has such gems as
"LOSS LEADER", "SETTLE 4 LESS?", "TABLE FOR 1", "I CRY ON Q" and "DIGNITY FREE".
And they had to make a Dysfunction Collection:
"NO FIX 4 DUMB", "SUB PRIME", "GAME ON TV", "PAROLE IS UP!", "RETURN TO PIT", and "BOOTY INFL8N".
That's just special. And I think if I ever saw one of their imprints, it would easily be one of the funniest promotional products I've ever come across in my life.
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